he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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