Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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