I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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