problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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