oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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