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  • your wife might be getting the point but it's obvious she's not getting it from you

    Submitted by takeitslow on Jan 31, 10 at 8:35am
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  • 8:13 is not the self made man he claims to be he is a spoiled little bitch who wants to make a bunch of anonymous strangers feel like they not as good as him when really we all know that his daddy jerks him off right before he tucks him in at night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:23am
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  • In soviet Russia, soviet Russia jokes make YOU

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:53am
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  • What point was your wife suppose to get??? The fact that the neighbors can't stand you either? Quit texting this shit to people and fix your damn marriage! Chances are you are selfish and don't make your wife feel special so she doesn't bother pleasing you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:16pm
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  • Yeah, your wife thinks you are a prick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 8:24am
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  • In soviet russia the point gets your wife

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:56pm
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  • No, i've been the wife; prolly just pissed her off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 8:19am
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  • In soviet russia neighbor jerks you and bangs your wife!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 8:35am
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    • i wish people like YOU would shut the fuck up about soviet russia... shit like that is just fucking annoying and it's not even close to being funny.. what the hell do you think you're trying to do? it's so immature and obnoxious. go to hell stupid fuck

      Submitted by jbreezy023 on Jan 31, 10 at 11:58pm
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  • 8:37 you shut the fuck up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:06am
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  • 8:13 doesn't count if your mommy and daddy give it to you... Some people have to live in an apartment.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:03am
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  • That's the best I've heard today. Hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:22am
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  • The sex doesn't stop when you get married, unless the wife turns into a greasy fat frigid piggy. Marriage is guaranteed sex for life!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:43am
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    • I stopped having sex with my now ex-husband because he stopped putting any effort into sex and couldn't keep a damn job. So, I didn't keep him.

      Submitted by decopanda on Jan 31, 10 at 10:29am
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  • Hey Russia, score!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 8:56am
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  • I'd like to marry 8:13 ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 8:16am
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  • All the thumbs down are obviously single. I feel your pain brother.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:35pm
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  • 8:13 = trust fund. Oh the rich uncles.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:20am
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  • *Hungry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:13am
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  • 1st

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:50am
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  • 9:03 this is 8:13 if you know who my dad is then tell the fucker he is a pussy for not sticking around. As for my mom she makes $12 an hour. Mommy and daddy didn't give me a penny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:33am
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  • I am married and i get a ton of sex/bjs whenever i want. Wives that dont give it up as punishment are fucking stupid. Its a hungery dog that gets into the trash.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:09am
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  • I hate being from midmo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:38am
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  • yes, decopanda! i stopped having sex with my ex hubby when he got fired and refused to get a job. i told him it felt like he was a child, and who could be sexually attracted to a child?? (you know what i mean! i'm not a pedo!)

    Submitted by miss_lauren on Jul 28, 11 at 8:10am
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  • Aim for twice a day! She'll get the point eventually..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 6:57pm
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  • "Marriage is guaranteed sex" needs both a ring and a clue.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:40pm
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  • Haha wow. I am never getting married. It's true sex stops. And lol you're married. Get a fucking house where your neighbors can't hear you. Stupid apartment people. I am 19 years old. And I own my own house/car/business. And FIRST.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 8:13am
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    • how would you know it's true that sex stops if you're not married? right, you wouldn't, shut the fuck up.

      Submitted by takeitslow on Jan 31, 10 at 8:37am
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