What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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