apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Did you just see the Batmobile???
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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