He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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