What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Pooping to opera.
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