Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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