Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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