Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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