Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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