check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I've blown a few things in my day
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize