It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
too bad you live with your parents still
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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