we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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