i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
the room spins SO much faster in panama
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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