Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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