do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
