Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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