we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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