yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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