Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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