1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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