i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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