im drinking this country out of the recession.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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