I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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