I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
its liver damage thursday
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