I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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