Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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