you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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