i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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