you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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