I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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