I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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