The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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