Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Randomize
