My nipple is on Facebook.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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