i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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