Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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