I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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