Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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