Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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