So drunk, too bad you don't want this
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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