Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
even my farts smell like vagina
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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