ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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