Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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