Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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