Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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