There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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