That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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