The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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