Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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