Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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