Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
