barbara walters just said penis...
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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