I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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