he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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