You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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