Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
This is the high leading the old right now
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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