is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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